Victory for Streeter

On Wednesday, January 16, 2008, the False Accuser's fairy tale accusations went down in flames as Officer Streeter emerged from this case victorious.

In a brief deliberation that took less than an hour, the jury laughed off these folklores that essentially amounted to hosing away taxpayer money in the wake of a recession. Officer Streeter was found not guilty as was the expected outcome.

During the course of the proceedings, Officer Streeter's attorney, Peter Fayne of Rosenberg & Fayne LLP, essentially made the False Accuser and her cohorts look like donkeys who were inept at putting together a tall tale that was even plausible in the eyes of a third grader.

Mr. Fayne recalled the Story Teller on the second day of proceedings where she then proceeded to essentially commit a criminal act of perjury on the witness stand as she was unable to reconcile the various versions of her folklore.

Assistant District Attorney, Jessica Hall, pinned the State's hopes to a phone bill.

The Fund would like to thank those that have made generous donations to this point in an attempt to bring about justice and defray Officer Streeter's legal fees. The Fund has raised in excess of $10,000 to this point as the result of this quest for justice. While the majority of Officer Streeter's legal fees have been defrayed via donations, the Fund is still accepting donations to offset the balance of his fees.

Mission

As friends of Rick Streeter we will undoubtedly see to it that he experiences justice. In doing so, this fantastic pack of lies that have amounted to false charges by the False Accuser will ultimately unravel before each of our own eyes.

Your donation is much appreciated to see to it that Rick has an adequate defense on the charges brought forth by the Storyteller as these allegations will clearly be proven to be nothing more than mere fairy tales. The taxpayers might have just as well lit their hard earned tax money on fire with a can of gas and a pack of Ohio Blue Tip matches.

Being falsely charged of crimes one did not commit is unquestionably a terrible predicament to be placed in. In this instance we must take up for our friend as Rick would do the same for us. We have to stand up to these nonsensical charges.

Unfortunately for Rick to be put on trial as the result of these folklores, there will be a substantial financial burden placed upon him in terms of legal fees. Clearly this is unjust, so if everybody could do their share for Rick, it will be greatly appreciated and the False Accuser's tall tales will be put to rest.

Props

The Fund would like to extend props to M.K., an esteemed manager at a Big Four public accounting firm in Washington, DC, for being the first donor to the Fund.

M.K. is a proponent of justice for all Americans and that is why he has contributed $100 towards putting the False Accuser's allegations to rest.

3 Other Examples

In March of 2006, Crystal Magnum wagged her finger at three individuals in a line-up that amounted to a multiple choice question with no wrong answer. These gentlemen and their coach had their career's at Duke University ruined and their names temporarily tarnished. This incident is a prime example of not only injustice, but the ramifications that one can suffer to the tune of millions of dollars in legal fees to defend oneself against malicious prosecution based on a hallucinatory account of actual events.

We may draw similar comparisons to what has happened to Rick. In turn, we need to back him with the financial wherewithal to fend off these ludicrous allegations.

On the topic of wagging one's finger, an e-mailer to Jim Rome's radio show could not have said it any better:

"Wagging my finger in front of Congress is the tell tale sign that I am lying my ass off."

Signed,

Rafael Palmeiro and William Clinton

Let Us All Extend Our Thaks to the False Accuser

To the False Accuser:

In recent years it has been well documented that the suburbs of Washington have been facing a shortage of police officers. The Fund would like to extend its sincerest gratitude towards you for Temporarily taking another officer off of the streets and making our street's less safe.

One can only speculate the motive for doing so, whether it be a quest for attention and theatrics, etc.

With NBC's Christopher Hansen doing a segment for Dateline NBC in Northern Virginia recently, the Fund is certain that parents across the region appreciate the notion of Temporarily having one less officer on the streets to protect kids from this unconscionable criminal activity.

By effectively making the citizens of Northern Virginia less safe and being placed in harms way to an increased degree than was previously the case, the Fund would like to say thanks for that.